Of the office pig

Of the office pig

So we all embark on new jobs with a zeal, to achieve it all and rule the world…wa’ow …sounds and feels good, but  then sometimes (sometimes is important , doesn’t happen at all the places) ,months down the line set in monotony ,lean phases iced with the office pigs around to make life all the more miserable.

Yes, I bestow upon them this miraculously filthy name the attributes of which, they are so upbeat about.

So, who qualifies in the category? Well it’s filthy, lickers who describe their presence with aplomb at unrequited places(read always with the managers).

People, your managers’ parents have done a good job bringing them up so they do not need you for oh so small things like rejuvenating them with a coffee cuppa or for that matter flattering them with chocolates and delicacies from home, for once do you think your manger is a handicap? A better dig though: why don’t you smear those chocolates on the manager …and then you know what to do. Ding!!!

Another category is, those trying to impress their female bosses, yeah sweet heart please hold the laptop, but why? Do you think she is expectantly weak or wait…You have a role there? Dong!!!

Quick massages and super jazzy englees can help too.

Another peculiar office pig I hold an acquaintance with, typically fulfills the definition, yes he takes care that our clients eat his favorite cuisine and then  hogs on the left overs once they leave. Dude were you born so uber cool or it some certification that’s helped you? Oops …!!! People, please don’t feel disgusted reading this….such people are a crowning glory.

I am still figuring if they have a help line where in you can report such animals, but MCD uncle please keep them away from the stray dogs…..they might be licked ;)