What is Porn?????

  

I have this voice inside me who keeps saying weird but true things to me, which somehow, I mange not to bout outta my mouth and call it the Live voice (LV).

Control your thought frenzy, yes we are talking about porn and I can understand all your anticipation about the definition and description of porn you seek out here.

This incident dates back to my Satyam days as a trainee (and batch seminar rep) at Hyderabad, asked to arrange seminars. An enthusiast colleague of mine was going through his slides about some animation technique, the contents of which were nicely CTRL C’ed - CTRL V’ed , from the web. A shy and quiet girl raised her hand and asked him to move to the previous slide which he gladly did , expressions of showing off attentive listeners aloud on this face and she asked “What is porn ?”…."Animation is used in pornography too " : she read this on the slide.

Aghast!!! He looked at me and I stumbled upon my desk with the jolt. I mumbled and jumbled - "The content is inappropriate to be discussed ", but probably puberty hit her that day itself and she wanted to know all about porn.

The proud speaker now retracted from the presentation and asked me to take over the situation.

(LV:  yeah sure, as if I have been giving Porn lectures at Harvard since ages….I don’t even know if they teach Porn at Harvard).

I wanted to say: "Please do not insist,next presentation please."

(LV : Girl!!!! what  were you doing all this while ? other than applying coconut oil and putting on those gajaras. Search Google and you will find lots of it.

I actually said : Search Google and you will find lots of it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!! I said that.

And everybody was amused at their bold seminar representative.

I stood there spellbound and motion less like a stone.

Jagar, my dear friend was stunned and came to my rescue,he somehow managed to ward off further explicit content discussions.

LV and me (to the presenter): Learn what to copy ...man!!!!!!!!!!!!

So now you know what is porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!