What is Porn?????

  

I have this voice inside me who keeps saying weird but true things to me, which somehow, I mange not to bout outta my mouth and call it the Live voice (LV).

Control your thought frenzy, yes we are talking about porn and I can understand all your anticipation about the definition and description of porn you seek out here.

This incident dates back to my Satyam days as a trainee (and batch seminar rep) at Hyderabad, asked to arrange seminars. An enthusiast colleague of mine was going through his slides about some animation technique, the contents of which were nicely CTRL C’ed - CTRL V’ed , from the web. A shy and quiet girl raised her hand and asked him to move to the previous slide which he gladly did , expressions of showing off attentive listeners aloud on this face and she asked “What is porn ?”…."Animation is used in pornography too " : she read this on the slide.

Aghast!!! He looked at me and I stumbled upon my desk with the jolt. I mumbled and jumbled - "The content is inappropriate to be discussed ", but probably puberty hit her that day itself and she wanted to know all about porn.

The proud speaker now retracted from the presentation and asked me to take over the situation.

(LV:  yeah sure, as if I have been giving Porn lectures at Harvard since ages….I don’t even know if they teach Porn at Harvard).

I wanted to say: "Please do not insist,next presentation please."

(LV : Girl!!!! what  were you doing all this while ? other than applying coconut oil and putting on those gajaras. Search Google and you will find lots of it.

I actually said : Search Google and you will find lots of it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!! I said that.

And everybody was amused at their bold seminar representative.

I stood there spellbound and motion less like a stone.

Jagar, my dear friend was stunned and came to my rescue,he somehow managed to ward off further explicit content discussions.

LV and me (to the presenter): Learn what to copy ...man!!!!!!!!!!!!

So now you know what is porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s my name …what's my name….;)

What’s my name …what's my name….;)

Ok…so there is this female in the city who has just attained adolescence and is making the nation sway to her voluptuous curves,but I feel pity for all the other girls named Shiela…actually sometimes I feel pity for myself too, sans carrying a guy kind of name…but that’s a different story.


So all the shielas how do you introduce yourself during interviews…my name is sheeeeeeela…and the interviewer starts fantasizing…what’s your size..What’s your size...36-24-36?

Worst still would be an interviewer named shiela…the guy candidates will not be able to help themselves but check her out.Umm shiela, shiela, shiela!!!!!

A peculiar thing that I have noticed is people feel it’s a rage to hum this song and feel elated, cheap Delhi gimmicks you see.

Another female doing the rounds is madam munni, she attained the glow of adolescence only to be famous amongst the infamous, and she has separate gentry to cater to. My heart goes out to people like my maid called Munni who’s quite perturbed after the  release of the song ,people call her Munni bad name (read bad nam) and the poor soul feels offended…"Izzat walon ka kachra kar diya munni ne"…..she says.

But the amazing thing is how the lyricists have managed to make the common Indian girl , a hit item material…..I am safe though…What’s my name what’s my name...